Bush Administration Proposes Orgasm Tax
HDSU Newswire
WASHINGTON, D.C. In an effort to fund the war in Iraq, the Bush administration has proposed a comprehensive national tax on orgasms. This is the first time that such a tax has been proposed by any U.S. administration. The Rutherford B. Hayes administration spearheaded similar legislation in 1879 with the universally unpopular “Beat the Meat Excise Levy”. It is historically obscure as to whether the assessment was aimed at self-abusers or the beef and pork industries.
The Bush administration proposed this tax as a means to fund the war effort in Iraq and elsewhere, seeing it as a possible revenue bonanza. “The tax, as proposed, will be graduated” noted IRS Assistant Commissioner, I. Ben Yankinov. Multi-orgasmic individuals will be hardest hit. “We wanted this to be fair”, President Bush commented from the Lewinsky vestibule just off the Oval Office. “There is an exemption for widows and veterans of the Spanish-American War”, he added.
Opposition has come fast and furious to this proposal. The adult entertainment industry has been extremely active in efforts to abort the bill. Dick Izinia, spokesperson for S.M.U.T. voiced concern, “this will really take the money out of the money shot” he exclaimed.
When asked for comment First Lady, Laura Bush said, “This tax really won’t affect me.”
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hello,
Hey, crazy idea, but I believe that if Bush & Cheney really thought that they could get away with it, they would try to do it. Can’t wait to see their comments next Monday. Also, I love HDSU Tees, they are too cool! You guys are like a comedy central web tv all rolled into one.
Tom,
Arizona
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Hi,
Bob, here from Ohio. I was wondering what dumb and dumber were going to screw up next, no pun intended. These two never cease to surprise me. Sorry, I forgot this is fictionaluniversity.com. Cool T-shirts, love the NHA Designs! Keep up the good work, Bush deserves it and hell of a lot more!
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Hey,
Taxing Orgasms to raise more revenue to fund a war that can’t be won, honestly the man is always thinking, what will his pea brain think of next? However, I do have one question, who will I have to send my pay checks too? lol! HDSU your T’s are cool!
Tim,
Alabama
July 24th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
hey, does hdsu have police force on campus? becuase i want to become a horndog cop, and if a government official that belongs to the bush administration steps one foot on campus ground, without a horngog t-shirt, i wanna bust his ass for improper attire. punishable by total clothing removal plus $1,050 fine to be applied to the purchase of horndog attire only!!!!!!!!
tony
cleveland
July 24th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Hey,
Tony, not yet, but were a fictional university, so feel free to start one!
HDSU Dean,
July 24th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Hey,
Thanks, for all of the great product comments! We are very glad that people like HDSU Clothing. If you have any idea’s for T-shirts e-mail us?
HDSU Dean,
July 24th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Hey,
Tell us, is there anyone out there who is afraid of what this bill might cost them, as far as fines, etc? Remember, only one orgasm a day!
HDSU Dean,
July 24th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Hello
I wish Bush & Chaney could stay for another 4 years. These 2 are definitely making history. I wish, I had a dozen kids to enter the army to fight for the oil interests of the U.S. I think every American should support this administration. After all, they are only interested in helping improve our way of life. Tell me what you think! Give me some feed back from anyone who truly gives a shit of what is happening in this country. Speak up, if you don’t have an opinion, borrow one from someone who does. Would you vote for Bush & Chaney again, if given the chance? Wake up American.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
I believe this country needed strong leadership to show the rest of the world who is in charge. I support these fantastic men with the life of my son and wish I could give more, I hope we are able to win this war and help inprove our oil supply, which in turn will decrease the price of oil. What do you think!
July 24th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Hi Dakota,
Now, as the HDSU Dean I have to admire your conviction, and then seriously question your ability to think like a normal human being, but hey, they’re your kids, not mine! So, good luck with that!
HDSU Dean,
July 24th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Hi Angel,
I have to applaud your strong character and the fact that you are a proud American, but I have to wonder when you see the color black or white, do you see something different than other people do? Also, just out of curiosity have you suffered from any bumps to your head, or any other type of head traumas? If yes, get that checked ASAP!
HDSU Dean,
July 24th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Hi HDSU,
Cool site and tees! Now, these people who are blogging this site really have some serious issues. I don’t know who the hdsu dean is, but to me it’s like watching Bill Maher or one of those other late night guys doing a commentary!
Brandon,
Michigan
July 25th, 2007 at 12:34 am
Hello,
This is for the hdsu dean blog #7 I am 21 years old and I masturbate at least 10 times a day, this law could litterally put me in the poor house. So, in your opinion what can I do to bring this habit down to once a day?
Thanks,
Adam
Washington
July 25th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Brandon,
Thanks for the Bill Maher comparison and you are right some people on here do have issues, but hey that’s what makes America wonderful.
HDSU Dean,
July 25th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Adam,
Wow, Doctor Phil I am not, but hey here is an idea, try staying off the porn sites for at least a 24 hours and I’m sure that will curve your habit somewhat. Other than that, try this, duct tape your hands together palms facing out and then again stay off the f-ing porn sites.
Good Luck!
HDSU Dean,
July 25th, 2007 at 6:26 am
Hey,
Bush is one HELL of a President, he supports his troops, has increased their wages and improved their living quarters. Bush has helped this “limp” economy stop limping and stand “strong”. If Bush could stay in office I’d keep him there for the rest of My life, I don’t understand WHY his f…ing ratings are down so low, this man’s ratings should be off the charts, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. Bush is TOTALLY understanding of the economy and the situations facing this country and is handling them with intellegence and showing a strength that NO ONE could beat !!!!!
I’m signing off now but QUIT with the BUSH BASHINGS!!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE are you all living in a world of non-reality
CASS
July 25th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Cass,
I really don’t know where to start, I can see that you are an avid Bush fan and you really don’t care for people talking negative about him, but here are the cold hard facts. This unjustified war has led to the following statistic, over 3500 soldiers are deceased, over 24,000 have been seriously injured, an estimated 350,000 innocent Iraqi people have lost there lives, we are spending over 1 billion dollars a week with no progress ever being reported. It is also a well known fact that people in our White House are physically making millions off of this war. Now, if you still don’t see the problem with your way of thinking, I urge you to talk to a deceased veterans child, sibling, and or a spouse that not only lost their loved one, but they also lost their only source of income to support their children. Just imagine as a result of this war, how many children will have to grow up without their father and or mother being present at their birthdays, graduation ceremonies, weddings, first child being born, etc. I hope this war ends very soon so children throughout the United States will never have to face the above horribly devastating life changing mental trauma.
HDSU Dean,
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